Swimshorts - Burgundy Shorties - Pockies

Burgundy Shorties

Regular price $57.99 $71.99 |  Save $14.00 (19% off)
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We once challenged David Hasselhoff to a bare knuckle sparring sesh in the heydays of his career. Within the first few seconds one swift right uppercut from ‘The Hoff’ knocked us out cold. He hung over us and said that if we ever were to create swimwear that slightly resembled his trunks from a certain TV-show he would come after us and knock as out again. So here we are.


All day everyday swim-ready summer short:

  • All day everyday swim-ready summer short
  • Made from 10 recycled plastic bottles
  • Hidden zipper in right pocket
  • No itchy inner mesh
  • Non-patented leg-fit technology so no one sees your penis
  • Very expensive branded drawcord to drive up the price
  • Wear with or without boxers underneath
  • Raised logo print

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PRODUCT DETAILS

Swimready Summer Shorts: Shorties
  • 100% Recycled plastic bottles (PET)
  • No inner mesh for extra freedom
  • 1 or 2 Zippered Pockets
  • Quickdry
  • Reversible drawcords with branded logo
  • 1 Back pocket

REVIEWS

Customer Reviews

Based on 81 reviews
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J
Jacques Berthier

perfect

A
Aron Vegelin

Top!

T
Thomas Müller
Good Shorts with room for improvement

I like the shorts. They feel good and are comfortable to wear. The only thing that could be improved is that when you wear them away from the pool or the sea, you sweat quickly in the shorts. When you have a drink at the beach bar, for example, you can see the sweat where you were sitting. They are made of plastic and the breathability suffers.

A
Anonymous
For skinny legs and style only

I do a lot of sports and have strong legs. Because the Shorties do not stretch they are very tight at the thigh and butt. It's not a problem while walking - and they look indeed great - but lying down in the sun, sitting and other movements feel very restricted and the shorts need to be adjusted leg by leg every once in a while. Normally my size is M, sometimes L. The Shorties fit quite right at L but if you have a bit of a belly I would recommend 2 sizes up because the waistband is quite strong and tight.
Furthermore the back pocket fills with water when swimming a bit faster, the small hole is not enough or placed wrong to let the water through sufficiently.
Unfortunately they take way longer to dry than your usual swimpants. It's not a big negative for me, but if you expect to hop into the water, dry down in 5min of heat and continue your day in the same shorts you will be disappointed.
Lasty I want to say that after wearing the shorts for about a week I really like the overall quality and the look of the shorts. I can wear them at the beach or in a restaurant, the material seems sturdy and so far showed no sign of deterioration.

If you also have big thighs I'd recommend to wait until they release a none straight cut that gets wider like normal swimming pants.

P
Philip Sanders

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SIZE INFO


Model Jason "Bodyshame" Chen is wearing size M in this picture and:

  • is 180 cm in height
  • weighs 74 kilo's
  • is still single
  • was born on the dancefloor of an unauthorized nuclear submarine party in international waters.
EU SIZEWAIST (RELAXED)HIPSBOTTOMPANTS SIZE
S36 cm57 cm29 cm28-29-30
M38 cm58 cm29,5 cm31-32
L40 cm59 cm30 cm33-34
XL42 cm60 cm30,5 cm36-37
XXL44 cm61 cm31 cm38-40

 

SHIPPING

Shipping

For Dutch deliveries and for international shipments we use all available couriers. Unfortunate for us all, they won’t bring your Pockies for free. We try to keep shipping fees as low as possible and here is how it works.

The Netherlands
On orders over €50,-, you don’t have to worry because we will pay for shipping. But if you are not ready to order that many Pockies, we will ask you to pay €3.99 to help us cover some of the shipping fees. If you order before 11:30 PM ( 23:30 ), your Pockies will arrive on the next day. There are no deliveries on Sunday's btw

Belgium 
For our Belgian friends, the same shipment costs apply (free shipping on all orders over €50,- and otherwise €3.99). If you order before 9:30 PM ( 21:30 ), your Pockies will arrive on the next day. There are no deliveries on Sunday's.

Germany
We see you Germany! That's why we apply free shipping on all orders over €50,-. We don't discriminate so standard shipping will cost you €3,99. Delivery will take 1-3 days (no deliveries on Sunday's).  

UK
We see you UK, also after the Brexit! That's why we apply free shipping on all orders over €50,-. We don't discriminate so standard shipping will cost you around £4.39. Delivery will take 2-4 days (no deliveries on Sunday's).  

US
For all US orders the shipping is free above around $60 (=€50). Otherwise it will cost you around $9.70 (€7.99). It can take up to 12 business days to receive your order. Every order will be provided with a tracking number.

CANADA
If you ordered Pockies in Canada, you will have your order within 12 business days for only $9.70 (€7.99). Above $60 (=€50) it is completely free. But we can guarantee you it is worth the wait!

For the people who have very impatient butts: we do have some express delivery options in the checkout. Shit's way overpriced though.  

The rest of Europe
Of course we also deliver to the Rest of the World! Sydney, Maldives or Rio de Janeiro? We’ve got you covered. Because our couriers have to go the distance, the price is higher. For €4.99 we put the Pockies on your doormat.
NEW: 
Free worldwide shipping on orders over €50,-!

Track & Trace
When ordered, you will get an email with a Track & Trace number. Sometimes the number will get redirected to your spambox so check it out if you’re missing out.

CORPORATE RESPONSIBILITY

CORPORATE RESPONSIBILITY = ALL THAT!


It’s important to realize that the three of us are angry white males in the making. This is why we need to make some sort of commitment to our surroundings because angry white men tend to to forget.

This is why we say to nature: “Let’s Dance!” To diversity we shout: ”Welcome Home!” And to a safe and responsible workplace for all involved: “You are Beautiful!”

Some of our practical decencies:

Sustainable Production: The product images in our webshop are provided with a number of labels. They are pretty explicit but for the sake of transparency we will clarify.

Product Label:
Organic: a product made out of Organically grown Cotton certified by either GOTS and/or OEKO-TEX.
Recycled: A product made out of recycled plastic bottles with a BlockChain (damn right it’s 2021) certification of our friends at Waste 2 Wear. Not to brag or anything but a pair of our swim shorts is made out of 10 recycled plastic bottles that would have killed a baby elephant in some way or another. You’ll find a QR code inside the product itself that tracks the origins of the materials it’s made of.
No Label: The remnants of a time when we were starting this business not knowing how to make a decent responsible product. Mostly products that didn’t sell that well and are in our warehouse until somebody buys it. We are working to make all of our products more sustainable so you will find less and less of these devilish products in our webshop.

Co2 Neutral Shipping: Our friends at Co2OK can neutralize the shipping of your order regarding the emission of Co2. Just click on the Co2 Neutral button in your shopping cart and your contribution will be used to fund all sorts of projects that will reduce the emission of Co2. Yes we are dodging that responsibility by placing it in the hands of the consumer. 

Personal initiatives:
inspired by our prime minister and a lack of money for cars we all ride our bike to the office. We try to eat 2 pieces of fruit every day. Our sexlives are fully consensual and non existing and everybody working with us is against genocide and racism. In winter we wear sweaters while heating the office to a maximum of 19 degrees. Fahrenheit that is.

Commitment:
Trying to do better without going bankrupt. The industry is pretty polluting. Right now, a lot of our production is done in Asia and you can imagine that freight shipping isn’t done by bike. This is why we are allocating production to Europe but we don’t want to stop producing in our existing factories in Asia because they are partly dependent on the money we bring in. So we do our best to produce in an organic sustainable way while paying the factory a fair price. This is why our prices are somewhat higher than at the bigger fast fashion houses. If you have any tips send us an email.

Now let’s consume as much as you can in your favorite webshop!

Burgundy Shorties
Red / EU: L | US: M - $57.99
  • Red / EU: S | US: XS - $57.99
  • Red / EU: M | US: S - $57.99
  • Red / EU: L | US: M - $57.99
  • Red / EU: XL | US: L - $57.99
  • Red / EU: XXL | US: XL - $57.99

Burgundy Shorties

For Dutch deliveries and for international shipments we use all available couriers. Unfortunate for us all, they won’t bring your Pockies for free. We try to keep shipping fees as low as possible and here is how it works.

UK
We see you UK, also after the Brexit! That's why we apply free shipping on all orders over £50,-. We don't discriminate so standard shipping will cost you £4.99. Delivery will take 2-6 business days (no deliveries on Sunday's).  

US
For all US orders the shipping is free above around $99,-. Orders below $50,-  it will cost you $9.99. It can take 6-12 business days to receive your order. Every order will be provided with a tracking number.

CANADA
If you ordered Pockies in Canada, you will have your order within 6-12 business days for only $9.99. Above $99 it is completely free. But we can guarantee you it is worth the wait!

For the people who have very impatient butts: we do have some express delivery options in the checkout. Shit's way overpriced though.  

The rest of Europe
Of course we also deliver to the Rest of the World! Sydney, Maldives or Rio de Janeiro? We’ve got you covered. Because our couriers have to go the distance, the price is higher. For €4.99 we put the Pockies on your doormat.
NEW: 
Free worldwide shipping on orders over €50,-!

The Netherlands
On orders over €50,-, you don’t have to worry because we will pay for shipping. But if you are not ready to order that many Pockies, we will ask you to pay €3.99 to help us cover some of the shipping fees. If you order before 11:30 PM ( 23:30 ), your Pockies will arrive on the next day. There are no deliveries on Sunday's btw

Belgium 
For our Belgian friends, the same shipment costs apply (free shipping on all orders over €50,- and otherwise €3.99). If you order before 9:30 PM ( 21:30 ), your Pockies will arrive on the next day. There are no deliveries on Sunday's.

Germany
We see you Germany! That's why we apply free shipping on all orders over €50,-. We don't discriminate so standard shipping will cost you €3,99. Delivery will take 1-3 days (no deliveries on Sunday's).  

Track & Trace
When ordered, you will get an email with a Track & Trace number. Sometimes the number will get redirected to your spambox so check it out if you’re missing out.

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