Terracotta Shorties
Terracotta…… The color of pots, bricks and starting now: the color of swim shorts. I like swim shorts because they remind me of the vacation where I fell in love with a girl who had a playstation 2 and a tray of energy drink. I will never forget about her and her beautiful Adam's apple. Buy these swim shorts and you too might find the love of your life.
All day everyday swim-ready summer shorts:
- Made from 10 recycled plastic bottles
- Two zippered pockets
- No itchy inner mesh
- Non-patented leg-fit technology so no one sees your penis
- Very expensive branded drawcord to drive up the price
- Wear with or without boxers underneath
- Raised logo print
$79.95 USD
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