Couch Potato London 2021 – Pockies


SLOTHS OF BRITAIN. WE NEED YOU!


Spend a day on the couch and earn £500

Where: couch
When: Sometime in 2022
Salary: £500,-
Position: 0/1 filled


JOB DESCRIPTION

Since our inception in Amsterdam we've done our research on all things Couch Culture. We know a thing or two about comfort in the Netherlands, but right now we are looking for a real British expert on the couch.

That is why we are looking for an individual that can help us understand the universal standards of comfort. We need someone that can spend a day on the couch in Pockies: our boxer shorts with pockets. You watch TV, eat snacks, play games, have excellent remote control skills, eat a bit more and can tell us what it was like.

We will pay your £500 for just this.

YOU

* Are 18 or older
* Have no ambition whatsoever
* Can snooze up to 10 times in a row
* Are always late
* Love TV
* Have two buttcheeks
* Lack initiative
* Have worn underwear on more than one occasion

WE OFFER

* £500,-
* No career perspective whatsoever
* A week's supply of Pockies
* A great addition to your resume

RESPONSIBILITIES

* Monopolize your couch
* Absorb a lot of snacks
* Watch and criticize TV
* Comment on wearing Pockies
* Nap about one third of the time

Sounds like you're the one for the Job? Apply now by filling in the form, sharing your confirmation email on your instagram story and following us on @pockiesunderwear.

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