IMPEACHMENT POCKIES
IMPEACHMENT POCKIES
IMPEACHMENT POCKIES

IMPEACHMENT POCKIES

Regular price $1,000,000.00

A very, very exclusive pair of pocketed underwear: Impeachment Pockies. Perfect for an individual that is on the brink of going to prison but wants to look stylish while doing it!

Our Impeachment shorts are fitted - as usual - with two pockets. Put your hands in them to casually stroll the picturesque halls of a penitentiary of your choice, pull one of the Pockets out for your prison-wife to hold or use it to sneak your golden file into the place (and get out fast).

As you can see: the options are limitless. For only $1000,000 this bad boy could be yours. Only a fool would not buy this! 

PS: 100% of revenue will be divided over Planned Parenthood, The Climate Group and Team Trees.

Mail info@pockies.com if you'd like to purchase. Serious buyers only!


For Dutch deliveries and for international shipments we use all available couriers. Unfortunate for us all, they won’t bring your Pockies for free. We try to keep shipping fees as low as possible and here is how it works.

US
For all US orders the shipping is free and it can take 2-5 business days to receive your order. Every order will be provided with a tracking number.

CANADA
If you ordered Pockies in Canada, you will have your order in 4-10 business days for only $12. But we can guarantee you it is worth the wait!

For the people who have very impatient butts: we do have some express delivery options in the checkout. Shit's way overpriced though.  

TRACK & TRACE
When ordered, you will get an email with a Track & Trace number. Sometimes the number will get redirected to your spambox so check it out if you’re missing out.

  • Wash in a temperature of 40 °C on a normal washing cycle

  • No hot ironing, i.e. up to 110 °C and preferably without steam

  • The garment may not be treated with bleach, it should only be washed with detergents for the colored and fine wax

  • Please do not tumble dry

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D
D.H.

Baby Stripes

S
S.V.d.k.

Dirty Luv

M
M.
Goud

Alle pockies zijn voor mij goud.

Misschien wel een goed idee, gouden pockies. Dat is natuurlijk wel shine

O
O.R.
Wow

They are so freaking comfy

D
D.D.k.
Goed

Koud - hef


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