Sage Shorties

Color Green
Size EU US
$79.95 USD Sale Save
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Want to learn a joke that will make everybody at the local swimming pool laugh? Here it comes: What is green, and not only in color but also as a metaphor for sustainability so future generations will still be able to live in normal conditions on the only planet we got? Green Shorties!! Hahahaha! 

All day everyday swim-ready summer short:

  • All day everyday swim-ready summer short
  • Made from 10 recycled plastic bottles
  • Hidden zipper in right pocket
  • No itchy inner mesh
  • Non-patented leg-fit technology so no one sees your penis
  • Very expensive branded drawcord to drive up the price
  • Wear with or without boxers underneath
  • Raised logo print

We call these swimready summer shorts because they have no inner mesh. You can wander around all summer, be ready to swim whenever you want but can also take these badboys out to the bar, beach or boulevard. And just so you know: they are made from 100% recycled pet bottles and have two zippered pockets. Now let’s go make some sweet, sweet love to summer.

  • 100% Recycled pet bottles
  • Branded and reversible drawcords
  • 2 zippered side pockets + back pocket
  • No inner-mesh for more freedom
  • Private part concealing fit
  • Quickdry

Customer Reviews

Based on 105 reviews

Burgundy Lefties

Lucas Huiskes


Q R Donker
Love the tiger print!

Easy to order, fast delivery and great prints! Sizes are on point. Love the comments on the recycled bag ;-)

Geweldige zwembroek :)

Mooie zwembroek van goede kwaliteit!

Johnny Langenheim

quick dry, no scratch, dignity-preserving sea-staple.