Terracotta Shorties
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Terracotta…… The color of pots, bricks and starting now: the color of swim shorts. I like swim shorts because they remind me of the vacation where I fell in love with a girl who had a playstation 2 and a tray of energy drink. I will never forget about her and her beautiful Adam's apple. Buy these swim shorts and you too might find the love of your life.
All day everyday swim-ready summer shorts:
- Made from 10 recycled plastic bottles
- Two zippered pockets
- No itchy inner mesh
- Non-patented leg-fit technology so no one sees your penis
- Very expensive branded drawcord to drive up the price
- Wear with or without boxers underneath
- Raised logo print
- NL: 1 day, free over €50 (or 3.95)
- BE & DE: 1-2 days, free over €50 (or 3.95)
- FR, AT, DK: 2-5 days, free over €100 (or 5.95)
- Rest of Europe: 2-5 days, free over €100 (or 9.95)
- UK: 2-5 days, free over £100 (or £9.95)
- US & Canada: 2-5 days, free over $100 (or $14.95)
- Rest of the World: 2-7 days, free over €200
Customs, Brexit and all other shipping info can be found here.
Returns are accepted within 14 days of receiving your order. All items must be in their original condition: unworn, unwashed, and with all tags attached. Learn more about our return process here.
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Well you’ve come to the right place. We can make our products entirely to your liking starting at +-100 pieces. That means your own colors, prints, designs, icons, size ratio and more. Putting your logos all over? Done. A print with a drawing of your pet? Alright. Racist slurs? Hell no. You tell us what you need, our designers make sure you get a beautiful design and we will get your order going.
Interested? Check our Customs Page.
