Terracotta Shorties

Color Pink
Size EU US
$79.95 USD Sale Save
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Terracotta…… The color of pots, bricks and starting now: the color of swim shorts. I like swim shorts because they remind me of the vacation where I fell in love with a girl who had a playstation 2 and a tray of energy drink. I will never forget about her and her beautiful Adam's apple. Buy these swim shorts and you too might find the love of your life.

All day everyday swim-ready summer shorts:

  • Made from 10 recycled plastic bottles
  • Two zippered pockets
  • No itchy inner mesh
  • Non-patented leg-fit technology so no one sees your penis
  • Very expensive branded drawcord to drive up the price
  • Wear with or without boxers underneath
  • Raised logo print

We call these swimready summer shorts because they have no inner mesh. You can wander around all summer, be ready to swim whenever you want but can also take these badboys out to the bar, beach or boulevard. And just so you know: they are made from 100% recycled pet bottles and have two zippered pockets. Now let’s go make some sweet, sweet love to summer.

  • 100% Recycled pet bottles
  • Branded and reversible drawcords
  • 2 zippered side pockets + back pocket
  • No inner-mesh for more freedom
  • Private part concealing fit
  • Quickdry

Customer Reviews

Based on 105 reviews

Burgundy Lefties

Lucas Huiskes


Q R Donker
Love the tiger print!

Easy to order, fast delivery and great prints! Sizes are on point. Love the comments on the recycled bag ;-)

Geweldige zwembroek :)

Mooie zwembroek van goede kwaliteit!

Johnny Langenheim

quick dry, no scratch, dignity-preserving sea-staple.