WANTED: THE ULTIMATE COUCH POTATO

JOB OPENING // $500,- a DAY

BEST JOB IN THE WORLD

Where: your own couch
When: a day of your choice
What time: 1:00 pm - 6:00 pm
Salary: $500,-
Application open until: October 31st

JOB DESCRIPTION

For too long we have been in the dark about the needs of our American customer base. Since our inception in Amsterdam five years ago we've done our research on all things Couch Culture. We know a thing or two about comfort, but it seems the results of our research are only relevant for our European audience.

That is why we are looking for an individual that can help us understand the American standards of comfort. We are looking for someone that can spend a day on the couch in Pockies, watch TV, eat snacks, play games, has excellent remote control skills, eats a bit more and can tell us what it was like. 

We will pay your $500 for it.

YOU

* Are 18 or older
* Have no ambition whatsoever
* Can snooze up to 10 times in a row
* Are always late
* Love TV
* Have two buttcheeks
* Keep it real at all times
* Lack initiative
* Have worn underwear on more than one occasion

WE OFFER

* $500,-
* Loads of snacks and takeout
* No career perspective whatsoever
* A week's supply of Pockies
* A great addition to your resume

RESPONSIBILITIES

* Monopolize your couch
* Absorb a lot of snacks
* Watch and criticize TV
* Comment on wearing Pockies
* Nap about one third of the time 

Sounds like you're the one for the Job? Apply now by filling in the form, sharing your confirmation email on your instagram story and tagging us with @pockiesunderwear.

ABOUT POCKIES

At Pockies, we recognize the value of great boxershorts. Not only do we wear them for the better half of our lives, but they also carry and protect our most precious assets. The average quality of most men’s underwear out there is inexcusable. It seems like most brands don’t give a rat’s ass about protecting your crown jewels.

We do.

And know this sounds weird. Our boxer shorts are fitted in such a way you can comfortably sit on a couch without flashing your goods to the world. Yes, we mean your balls won’t fall out. Special fit aside, it’s all about the patterns. Classic, smooth, kinda hot but always simple. So, it looks amazing and fits like a glove. Is that all we’ve got? No. We’ve added pockets baby. This gives you the freedom of not needing to wear pants while still having handy pockets.