Burgundy Shorties

We once challenged David Hasselhoff to a bare knuckle sparring sesh in the heydays of his career. Within the first few seconds one swift right uppercut from ‘The Hoff’ knocked us out cold. He hung over us and said that if we ever were to create swimwear that slightly resembled his trunks from a certain TV-show he would come after us and knock as out again. So here we are.

All day everyday swim-ready summer shorts:

  • All day everyday swim-ready summer shortMade from 10 recycled plastic bottles
  • Two zippered pockets
  • No itchy inner mesh
  • Non-patented leg-fit technology so no one sees your penis
  • Very expensive branded drawcord to drive up the price
  • Wear with or without boxers underneath
  • Raised logo print

We call these swimready summer shorts because they have no inner mesh. You can wander around all summer, be ready to swim whenever you want but can also take these badboys out to the bar, beach or boulevard. And just so you know: they are made from 100% recycled pet bottles and have two zippered pockets. Now let’s go make some sweet, sweet love to summer.

  • 100% Recycled pet bottles
  • Branded and reversible drawcords
  • 2 zippered side pockets + back pocket
  • No inner-mesh for more freedom
  • Private part concealing fit
  • Quickdry
$79.95 USD Sale Save
Color Red
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M
Maud
Geweldige zwembroek :)

Mooie zwembroek van goede kwaliteit!

J
Johnny Langenheim

quick dry, no scratch, dignity-preserving sea-staple.

B
Bram Haanschoten

Burgundy Shorties

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Mick
Broekie

Echt een heerlijk zwembroekie

Q
Quinten
Pockies tattoo incoming

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