JOB OPENING: COMFORT EXPERT
Easiest job in the world
Where: Your own couch
When: A day of your choice
What time: 1:00 PM - 6:00 PM
Salary: ā¬500
Vacancy open until: XXX
JOB DESCRIPTION
Since our founding in 2015, we have always been busy researching everything related to Couch Couture. We now know a thing or two about comfort, but there is always room for improvement. That is why we are looking for a real expert on the couch.
We need someone who can help us understand the universal standards of comfort. Someone who can lie on the couch all day wearing our apparel and give us some real, earth shattering feedback. Someone who can watch TV undisturbed, play games, has crazy remote control skills, gorge on snacks and then tell us what it was all like.
We will pay one lucky tester ā¬500 for 1 afternoon on the couch
YOU
- Are 18 years or older
- Have 0 ambition
- Can snooze up to 10 times
- Are always late
- Love watching Reality TV
- Have two buttcheeks
- Know how to keep it real
- Show no initiative
- Have experience wearing underwear
WE OFFER
- ā¬500
- No career prospects
- Loads of Pockies gear
- The perfect addition to your CV
RESPONSIBILITIES
- Conquer sole dominance of your Couch
- Absorbing multiple snacks (fried or otherwise)
- Watching and criticizing TV programs
- Commenting on Pockiesā wide array of comfort-enhancing apparel
- Napping about a third of the time
Do you think you have what it takes? Apply now by completing the form, sharing the confirmation email on your Instagram story and following us at @houseofpockies.
