Baby Blue Boxer Briefs (2-pockets)

Color Blue
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Sizing Boxer Briefs

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Let’s go and replace some swear words in lyrics with the word smurf. Why? Just because these boxer briefs are blue and both pockets would fit about 9 smurfs. Are you with me Gargamel?

 

Artist: Eamon

Song: Smurf it (I don’t want you Back)

“Smurf what I said it don't mean smurf now

Smurf the presents might as well throw em out

Smurf all those kisses they didn't mean jack

Smurf you, you smurf, I don't want you back”

Artist: Slipknot

Song: Smurf it all

“Smurf it all, smurf this world, smurf everything that u stand for!”

 

Artist: Ceelo Green

Song: Smurf You

“I see you driving 'round town with the girl I love

And I'm like, "Smurf you" (ooh, ooh, ooh)

I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough

I'm like, "Smurf you and Smur her, too"

Said, "If I was richer, I'd still be with ya"

Ha, now ain't that some smurf?

(Ain't that some smurf?)

And although there's pain in my chest

I still wish you the best

With a "Smurfyou" (ooh, ooh, ooh)”

And now the world is a cleaner place.

Now some final words: LET’S SMURF

Look at these. The best-looking pair of boxer briefs you probably have ever seen. If you have seen better? Go buy those other briefs.

  • 95% Organic Cotton, 5% Elastane
  • Average flammability
  • Super comfortable
  • Giftready 

  • NL: 1 day, free over €50 (or 3.95)
  • BE & DE: 1-2 days, free over €50 (or 3.95)
  • FR, AT, DK: 2-5 days, free over €100 (or 5.95)
  • Rest of Europe: 2-5 days, free over €100 (or 9.95)
  • UK: 2-5 days, free over £100 (or £9.95)
  • US & Canada: 2-5 days, free over $100 (or $14.95)
  • Rest of the World: 2-7 days, free over €200

Customs, Brexit and all other shipping info can be found here.

Returns are accepted within 14 days of receiving your order. All items must be in their original condition: unworn, unwashed, and with all tags attached. Learn more about our return process here.

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Customer Reviews

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Stefan Friedriszik
Optimize for Diabetics

Excellent boxer shorts. It would be great if you could optimize the shorts for insulin pump wearers.

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Guus Verweij

Aardig. De losse boxers zijn indrukwekkender.

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JG
Perfect

De beste boxer die ik ooit heb gehad. Zit zeer comfortabel, blijft zitten waar die zit en kruipt niet op. Zeer tevreden.

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Pauline Gevaerts

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Tony Draper

Black Boxer Briefs (2-pockets)